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[Willi]

Grampa was reminiscing about the good old days....

"When I were a boy, Momma would send me down to th' corner store
wiv' a dollar, and I'd come back wiv' five pounds o' potatoes,
two loaves o' bread, three pints o' milk, a pound o' cheese,
a packet o' tea, an' half a dozen eggs.

Ya' can't do that now.

Too many security cameras."