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> > >
> > > A Jamaican man went to the Kingston Public Hospital for medical
> > > assistance. He had both ears severely burnt.
> > >
> > > Doctor: How did you get your ears so terribly burnt sir?
> > >
> > > Patient: Yuh si docta, mi dida rush fi gaa wuk, so mi dida hurry fi
> > > ian my shut. When mi a press one idiot call me pan mi cell an
>insteada
> >
> > > answer di phone mi pick up deh ian an' ansa it.
> > >
> > > Doctor: Yes sir, I understand how one ear could be burnt; but I
>still
> > > cannot understand how you got both ears burnt.
> > >
> > > Patient: Di fool nuh call back!