A Jamaican break-up letter

[HL]

> Jamaican Break up letter
> >
> > A Jamaican Marine stationed in Iraq recently received a "break
> > up"letter from his Jamaican girlfriend back in Kingston. It read as
> > follows:
> >
> > Dear Leroy,
> > I caant continue dis relationship dred. De distance between us just
> > too much man. I hav tu admit dat i cheat on yu twice since yu gon, and
> > it jus not fair tu eeder ah us. i dead sorry. Yu think yu cuud return
> > de picture of me dat i did send yu wen yu fus go ah iraq?????
> > Love,
> > Mildred
> >
> > The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
> > snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
> > ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of
> > Mildred, Leroy included all the other pictures of the pretty girls he
> > had
> > collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in the envelope that
> > went back to Kingston ... along with this note:
> >
> >
> > Dear Mildred,
> >
> > I man real sorry, but i cant even remember who u is baby. But please
> > pic out yu picha from dis ya pile and den sen de rest back tu mi....
> > jus in case dese other gals ask fi dem pichas back tu seen.
> >
> > Tanks sweet girl!
>

[MdmeX]

RE: A Jamaican break-up letter

Good one HL!!