Thursday: My 50th Birthday, Perfect Day (EXPLICIT)

[Bruce]

Thursday, May 31, is my 50th birthday. Because I must work on the final day of the month, any celebration must wait until Saturday.


6:00 am Wake up.
6:05 Blow job.
6:15 ****************, shower, shave. I notice that my body has transformed from "sumo wrestler" to "Cruiserweight champion"
6:30 Get dressed.

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[Karl]

Happy Birthday!

[Jangle]

Thursday, May 31, is my 50th birthday. Because I must work on the final day of the month, any celebration must wait until Saturday.


6:00 am Wake up.
6:05 Blow job.
6:15 ****************, shower, shave. I notice that my body has transformed from "sumo wrestler" to "Cruiserweight champion"
6:30 Get dressed.

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6:05 ? Unless you are single or you are paying for it, that will never happen if you are married. You're better off drawing 2 lips in your hand middle, squirt some Jergens, close your eyes and pretend.

[Bruce]

Unfortunately, some bluddclawwtt in Admin killed my fantasy. Play golf at one of the USA's best courses, catch some big salmon in Lake Michigan, win two lotteries, with some hookers thrown in during breaks.

Yes, I am single, and I can have any kind of fantasy I want.

[Tilla]

Happy belated Bruce! Hope you had an enjoyable day?

[Muadib]

Happy belated Bruce! Hope you had an enjoyable day?

What is that hand icon doing ?

Was that a follow on to Jangles post ?

[Tilla]

Ben, put yuh cursor on the icon and it will tell you what it is doing.

[Peter R]

Happy belated Bruce...BTW Welcome to the 50+ club. All I can tell you is that since my 50th which was only a few weeks before yours...well without going into details I've been well treated.

Another thing; I feel that when you reach 50 you should be entitled to a "birth month" as opposed to a "birthday"... in fact for 50 days I don't believe a day passed without me raising a glass to someone or other's health, mostly mine.

Hope you enjoy the month,

pr

[Pepsi]

happy belated birthday bruce and best wishes @ 50,blow what!? anyhow hope yu get 50 more,seen star.

[Exile]

Happy belated...well done!

[Mosiah]

Happy Even More Belated, Bruce!

[Seuss]

Happy B-Day big man!!!

[Jawge]

Happy belated Bruce.