Maradona puts 'second-best' Pele in his place

[Bricktop]

Di man seh stats mean everything, so what other conclusion could I arrive at? Wha yuh seh the law shall not be a shackle?

[Mosiah]

di stats say that Ronaldo score more goal dan everybody in the World Cup. Does that stat by itself suggest greatest ever?

Lawks, mi cyaan bodda wid di spoonfeeding dis aftanoon!

[Mosiah]

he could have tripped over something and fell badly on his razor (y'know, the one to part the coke).

[Bricktop]

di stats say that Ronaldo score more goal dan everybody in the World Cup. Does that stat by itself suggest greatest ever?

Lawks, mi cyaan bodda wid di spoonfeeding dis aftanoon!

Well yes. The stats are the end all be all. Kndly state why Pele's stats make him the best ever. And no mi nuh need no breastfeeding from yuh?

[Mosiah]

aks di man whey did bring up di stats ting. mi just wenna run wid it!

[Bricktop]

Suh yuh a tek up man war and cyaan manage it? Yuh nuh easy.

[myYout]

if a plate inna ankle yuh use fi di criteria fi seh him bettah dat nah guh mek it. Mi nevah hear dem use reconstructive surgery as a factor fi determine who bettah dan who inna football yet. Yuh really ah guh use dat fi seh him bettah yuh sure now. Yuh really fi reconsider di position deh, mi ah tell yuh di trutt kah it weak bad.

[Bricktop]

if a plate inna ankle yuh use fi di criteria fi seh him bettah dat nah guh mek it. Mi nevah hear dem use reconstructive surgery as a factor fi determine who bettah dan who inna football yet. Yuh really ah guh use dat fi seh him bettah yuh sure now. Yuh really fi reconsider di position deh, mi ah tell yuh di trutt kah it weak bad.

Do I have to type in gully for you to understand? You asked where Diego went through wear and tear and I gave you the answer. Where did I say a plate in his ankle makes him better? Di d you go to the Portia Simpson school of debating?

[myYout]

Right inna di gully mi deh breddrin sandy gully to be exact mine yuhself yuh nuh. Ah wah wear an tear link to plate inna ankle right, if mi fi follah fi yuh line a reasoning? Nuh change it now yuhnuh kah yuh may run up inna roadblock, a word di intelligent is sufficient. An a fi yuh position dat. Yuh need fi retink di wear an tear kah it nah guh mek it neighdah. a one ting mi nuh deh pan di telligent side but leave mi gully alone sah. Debate what a ting, if ah dem reasoning yuh a use inna debate den a peer professor live a gully.

[Willi]

Pele is the BOLT of ball.

[Willi]

Pele toured the world with Santos, dusting out all those Euro teams in mini-Tourneys.

Almost no off-season rest. No baller get the wear and tear Pele had. Harlem Globe trotter style road show in the Summer. Thats why he has waaaaay more goals that Maradonna.

Also, back then Refs used to allow defenders to almost use knife and gun fi tek out players. Back then it wasnt nuh "girl child" bizniz.

Pele is the BOLT of Ball.

[Exile]

Breastfeeding?...a wah a gwaan yasuh????!!!!

[Paul Marin]

Pele is the BOLT of ball.

Tell dem fimi. The vote was probably by people on the internet who overwhelmingly are probably younger and never saw the King play.

[Mosiah]

Tell dem fimi. The vote was probably by people on the internet who overwhelmingly are probably younger and never saw the King play.

probably?!?

[Bricktop]

You old fogies don't seem to have a problem getting internet access