Originally posted by Twan
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Ah true...Jangle - jine Gamma in League 1!!! Why? Ah true, you neva do nuthin', but mi learn somtings from George W. Bush...this is a pre-emptive strike true mi know seh you ago do someting to get relegate anyway, so mi jus as save yu some time. Keep Gamma company...an no fightin' even doh him seh Wenger betta dan Slurgie.
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Thanks my idren...encouraging news on the job front, I have a phone interview todayOriginally posted by Twan View Post
well Paul..first hope that you find a job, keep the faith even when it seems that you have no reason to. God has something big waiting for you.
Now, that was funny, but I WONDER if the pool debacle has enhanced your ability to write comics, that could be an opportunity for you.
As for the comic business...Gamma fool-fool escapades is joke enough fi write a book of comics 
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well Paul..first hope that you find a job, keep the faith even when it seems that you have no reason to. God has something big waiting for you.
Now, that was funny, but I WONDER if the pool debacle has enhanced your ability to write comics, that could be an opportunity for you.Leave a comment:
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Phone: Ring! Ring!Originally posted by Gamma View Post
Police: 'ello - Constant Spring Police Station...may I help you?
Paul: (Lawd jesu - mi get tru firs' time) Yes sah, dem have a yout name Gamma a tretten mi sah...
Police: Yu mean di same Gamma dat relegate to League 1?
Paul: Yes sah
Police: Di one dat dash whey him shirt and beat him wingie wingie ches'
Paul: Yes sah
Police: Di one dat get di red card fi show him ******************** out-a-door?
Paul: Yes sah...you know him sah?
Police: No...mi no know him...but him did try check mi ugly sista fren' one time an she tell mi seh him tretten her...but she tump him down...so don't mine...every week him a tretten summady, him cyan hurt a flea much less big man...di ongly ting him have dat ago frighten anybady is him face, he he he...it look same like mi sista own...dat musy why him check di fren...
Paul: Thank you sah...fi real...him neva really frighten mi you know sah...but mi jus' did wan' fi know seh if me shot him unu nah go a'res me sah...
Police: Nah man...shot him...don't him is a lawya? Shot him 2 time, one fi you and one fi me...in fac' lik one fi mi sista true him check di fren...
Paul: Okay sah...thank you sah...
And so Paul, our hero, went back to his home, secure in knowing that he was protected by the rapid response Jamaica Constabulary Force (and his trusty Springfield XD 9mm) and that the Evil Gamma was no threat to anybody, even if him know whey dem live. Our hero goes to bed to the sweet sounds of the Hawaii 5-0 music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AepyGm9Me6w) and the comfort of the words "Book em Danno!!!" dancing through his head.
(I really need to get a job!!!)
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I wash my hands of you - nasty fellow!! I will refer this matter to the FA and leave your sad little self and your self destructive behaviour in their hands. You have an attitude problem, and need help!! Here's my contribution to your rehabilitation -->Originally posted by Gamma View Post 
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RED CARD!!! THREE MATCH BAN!!!!Originally posted by Gamma View Post
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Okay - that's it - you are now in League 1!!! All by yourself!!! (Don't worry, Westman or Jangle soon jine yu)Originally posted by Gamma View PostLeave a comment:
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You an' your lawyerisms...what happen, you not comfy in the championship? You a pine fi League 1? Watch it!!!Originally posted by Gamma View Post
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