Methi was very messy

[myYout]

Ah ongle jamaican ah chat bout bruk, salad and pile ah idiot. Dis ballah ah di greatest exponent ah dem tings. Him destroy ah mechanical ballah. Time fi run weh di mechanical ball of dis era kah it boring.

[Jangle]

Ok Shaggy.

[Mosiah]

Mek big head Mosiah gwan talk. Me coulda sure him did pick up one from me at the picnic.

Jangle, remember I didn't play in the "what lef'" game. Me, Plush, Emperor and Scaly dem, di big balla dem, did done play arready. Afterwards, you, Karl, Bruce and Portia dem did play a likkle ting.

So a neva me man! Yuh too lie!

[Jangle]

Mek big head Mosiah gwan talk. Me coulda sure him did pick up one from me at the picnic.

[Assasin]

Bwoy a di game, sometimes when mi think about them things mi smile to rhatid. If you play it long enough you will get one.LOL!!!

You think Milner remember his???

[Jangle]

Clean yuh soul yaw me bredrin.

[Mosiah]

Sass, mi cyaan memba a pick up nuh embarrassing salad. But if I did, I wouldn't be talking about it!

[Jangle]

The funniest part of a salad is when the receiving player tries to lock up him foot after the nani buss.

[Mosiah]

Jack Butland: "watching the game with my legs closed, just incase"

Adrian Lewis: "Messi could nutmeg a mermaid"

Gary Lineker: "A measure of Messi's greatness is that he makes world class players like Aguero and Suarez look distinctly ordinary by comparison"

Classics!

I was just thinking about that. Messi plays with Neymar and Suarez, and against other very good players, including one Cristiano Ronaldo, yet they all look so inferior!

[Assasin]

Reminded mi a when mi a play inna St.Anns Hotel league and hold Wang Son boy and Ugly Ellis(two a the big St.Ann baller from Volvo) for about 80 minutes and a say them bwoy safff. Ugly came down the wing and drag me out, and gave me a rhatid salad. Not even fowl mi coulda foul the man to rhatid. LOL!!!
Hush Milner you have fi take your things from the boss. LOL

[Dunny]

Quotes:

Jangle: "James Milner needs the loving embrace of his big titty momma to cry on after that salad"

Jack Butland: "watching the game with my legs closed, just incase"

Adrian Lewis: "Messi could nutmeg a mermaid"

Barry Bannan: "That nutmeg.....this is aint human"

Gary Lineker: "A measure of Messi's greatness is that he makes world class players like Aguero and Suarez look distinctly ordinary by comparison"

Jose Enrique: "If #messi play city on his own he would still win the game. Is amazing. Best in the world when he wants."

This reaction says it all, do you think he is still a fan of the great man?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G-kdh0LeUo

[Mosiah]

Yuh ever trip inna public? A same way Milner git up fast after dem bus him tropical fruits!

Mek mi go tek it een again!

[Lazie]

Quotes:

Jangle: "James Milner needs the loving embrace of his big titty momma to cry on after that salad"

Jack Butland: "watching the game with my legs closed, just incase"

Adrian Lewis: "Messi could nutmeg a mermaid"

Barry Bannan: "That nutmeg.....this is aint human"

Gary Lineker: "A measure of Messi's greatness is that he makes world class players like Aguero and Suarez look distinctly ordinary by comparison"

Jose Enrique: "If #messi play city on his own he would still win the game. Is amazing. Best in the world when he wants."

Oh ...one more ...
James Milner .."Oh 5hit!!"

[Jangle]

Quotes:

Jangle: "James Milner needs the loving embrace of his big titty momma to cry on after that salad"

Jack Butland: "watching the game with my legs closed, just incase"

Adrian Lewis: "Messi could nutmeg a mermaid"

Barry Bannan: "That nutmeg.....this is aint human"

Gary Lineker: "A measure of Messi's greatness is that he makes world class players like Aguero and Suarez look distinctly ordinary by comparison"

Jose Enrique: "If #messi play city on his own he would still win the game. Is amazing. Best in the world when he wants."

[Dunny]

Unuh better stop the wax lyrical about Messi before Karl sort unuh out. Why was he dribbling and committing people he should be passing it!!!