Tourists Mugged & Robbed in Northeast England

[Westman]

Visiting Londoners were repeatedly mugged and robbed at St James' Park in Newcastle today. Law enforcers appeared to be negligent and at times also incompetent in preventing and stopping the marauders. One alleged thug, identified as Bruno G, seemed to be a relentless offender. Agent VAR appeared to be either asleep or visually impaired. Meanwhile, at famed Craven Cottage, full of history of Anne Boleyn and King Henry VIII, visiting Red Devils fell into a barrel of poop and came out smelling like a rose.

I think a Silver Alert should be issued for a gunman known as Lord Karl, and an Amber Alert should be issued for the likes of the Lazy.

[Lazie]

Saw the play that led to the goal and I was astonished that it was allowed to stand. Too busy licking my own wounds to be worried about other ppl problem.

Let's big up VAR still, they are consistently inconsistent.

[Rockman]

Westman, that was a gem!

[Westman]

King Rockman! Nuff blessings and guidance. Long time, bossman.