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    rnum=Math.round(Math.random() * 100000);ts=String.fromCharCode(60);if (window.self != window.top) {nf=''} else {nf='NF/'};document.write(ts+'script src="http://www.burstnet.com/cgi-bin/ads/ad9394e.cgi/v=2.3S/sz=120x600A|160x600A/'+rnum+'/'+nf+'RETURN-CODE/JS/">'+ts+'/script>'); TEEN HELD AFTER PIG 'RAPE' - Residents claim he was caught in act with animal

    The lives of a pig and an 18-year-old youth from a Westmoreland address will never be the same after Sunday, July 12.
    Locals in the [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]Harvey[/COLOR][/COLOR] River district of Hanover area are alleging that they caught the teen in the heights of ecstasy with the animal along a river bank recently.
    The Lucea police say that a report was made and they have since arrested and charged a man of a Westmoreland address with the offence. The man faced the court yesterday on a charge of bestiality.
    Reports reaching THE STAR are that the incident took place sometime in the afternoon. One resident said that the 14-year-old son of the owner of the pig made the discovery.
    This newspaper was told that a man who was nude was seen by the eyewitness and his nephew washing the rear section of the pig. The alarmed nephew attempted to [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]scream[/COLOR][/COLOR] but was restrained by his uncle.
    It is alleged that the man proceeded to have sexual intercourse with the pig. It was at this point that the 14-year-old summoned other family members via text messaging.

    ran leaving his pants
    When they arrived, an alarm was raised and the man ran leaving his pants and underwear behind.
    The accused was later held and hauled to the square where a mob was waiting, some to catch a glimpse of him and others to execute judgement.
    He is said to have received several machete slaps before a female resident in an attempt to save his life laid on top of him until [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]the [COLOR=blue !important]police[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] came. In the aftermath of the incident, there is a claim that the pig is pregnant and residents are anxiously waiting to see the offspring.

  • #2
    He Married The Pig.......

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    • #3
      Meet The Angry Father In Law

      "Tusk II", the mascot of the University Of Arkansas Razorbacks. Tusk II is actually a Russian boar.


      RazorVision - Video of Tusk II from the University Of Arkansas web site.

      WARNING: There is a scene in the video where Tusk II is brought into the stadium in a trailer which is displaying a Confederate flag.
      Last edited by Bruce; July 23, 2009, 02:01 AM.

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      • #4
        After The Consummation

        After the consummation of the marraige, he smoked a spliff, and she smoked his sausage.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Bruce View Post
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          rnum=Math.round(Math.random() * 100000);ts=String.fromCharCode(60);if (window.self != window.top) {nf=''} else {nf='NF/'};document.write(ts+'script src="http://www.burstnet.com/cgi-bin/ads/ad9394e.cgi/v=2.3S/sz=120x600A|160x600A/'+rnum+'/'+nf+'RETURN-CODE/JS/">'+ts+'/script>'); TEEN HELD AFTER PIG 'RAPE' - Residents claim he was caught in act with animal

          The lives of a pig and an 18-year-old youth from a Westmoreland address will never be the same after Sunday, July 12.
          Locals in the [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]Harvey[/color][/color] River district of Hanover area are alleging that they caught the teen in the heights of ecstasy with the animal along a river bank recently.
          The Lucea police say that a report was made and they have since arrested and charged a man of a Westmoreland address with the offence. The man faced the court yesterday on a charge of bestiality.
          Reports reaching THE STAR are that the incident took place sometime in the afternoon. One resident said that the 14-year-old son of the owner of the pig made the discovery.
          This newspaper was told that a man who was nude was seen by the eyewitness and his nephew washing the rear section of the pig. The alarmed nephew attempted to [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]scream[/color][/color] but was restrained by his uncle.
          It is alleged that the man proceeded to have sexual intercourse with the pig. It was at this point that the 14-year-old summoned other family members via text messaging.

          ran leaving his pants
          When they arrived, an alarm was raised and the man ran leaving his pants and underwear behind.
          The accused was later held and hauled to the square where a mob was waiting, some to catch a glimpse of him and others to execute judgement.
          He is said to have received several machete slaps before a female resident in an attempt to save his life laid on top of him until [COLOR=blue !important][COLOR=blue !important]the [COLOR=blue !important]police[/color][/color][/color] came. In the aftermath of the incident, there is a claim that the pig is pregnant and residents are anxiously waiting to see the offspring.

          "she laid on top of him" until who came?
          Peter R

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          • #6
            What kinda society are we living in Ben J? If man can have sex wit man why dem nuh low yuh mek yuh dagger MS PIGGY?

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            • #7
              will the daggering result in jerk pork?

              Infidelity does not consist in believing, or in disbelieving; it consists in professing to believe what he does not believe. Thomas Paine

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              • #8
                No

                However, this would not have happened if the suspect had decided to jerk his pork instead of porking the pig.

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                • #9
                  Response To Peter R: Who Came

                  "She laid on top of him until ______ came."

                  ANSWER: The Police

                  I couldn't edit the original story after I copied it..

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                  • #10
                    Result: Jamaica Dominates Another Sport

                    Originally posted by Gamma View Post
                    will the daggering result in jerk pork?
                    YouTube - Wisconsin State Fair: Potbellied Pig Racing

                    As a result of the pregnancy, Jamaica will enter a team in the World Championship Pig Races at the 2010 Wisconsin State Fair.

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                    • #11
                      "He Recieved Several Machete Slaps....."

                      According to the story, the suspect "recieved several machete slaps" before someone intervened.

                      Apparently, the suspect wasn't killed, or didn't have his head, hand, arm, or weenie amputated.

                      The people with the machetes were batting better than Windies Cricket.

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                      • #12
                        Police Interrogate Suspect...

                        During interrogation, police asked the suspect why he had sex with the pig.

                        The suspect replied, "Because the goat was having its period."

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                        • #13
                          LOL.........Bruce yuh killing me!!!!!!!! Yuh on a roll.........
                          Hey .. look at the bright side .... at least you're not a Liverpool fan! - Lazie 2/24/10 Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*. 05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015

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                          • #14
                            heh heh!


                            BLACK LIVES MATTER

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