The Best Engine Ever Made

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The Best Engine Ever Made

January 13, 2010, 03:06 PM

In 1912, the world famous Austrian gynecologist, Dr. Hermann Otto Kloepneckler, M.D. Ph.D. published the following:
"The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fcuking temperamental."

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January 13, 2010, 03:24 PM

I wonder after how many years using that engine, should one go out and get a new one!?!?!?!?!?! And would just one piston satisfy the driven needs of that that engine!

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