An inspirational speaker said: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife. Audience were in shock and silence. He added : "She was my mother". A big round of applause and laughter followed.
An adventurous man tried to crack this at home. After dinner he told his wife: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife. After a moment he tried to recall the second line. By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.
Moral : Don't copy if u cannot paste..*
An adventurous man tried to crack this at home. After dinner he told his wife: The best days of my life were the days I spent with another man's wife. After a moment he tried to recall the second line. By the time he regained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water.
Moral : Don't copy if u cannot paste..*

Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*.
05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015
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