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A Jamaican man, became desperate after praying to God to help him, so he decided to write to God instead.
He wrote
"Gad mi tiyad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi.
Sometime mi wanda if you caan hear mi,
suh mi tink it betta if mi write yuh,
caa mi kno yuh wi read it.
Gad mi bruk, an only a beg 3 tousand dollas, thanks".
He went to the Post Office and mailed his letter to Heaven District, Heaven Post Office. Upon processing the letter, the Post Mistresses, not knowing where to send it, decided to read the letter. Moved by it, she met with her co-workers. They all put together a contribution, but could only muster up $2500. Anyway, they sent the proceeds to the man. A few weeks later, the man picked up his letter at the Post Office, rushed home, only to find $2500. He decided to write back to God. He wrote ....
"Gad thank yuh fi di money,
mi kno yuh wuda read it,
but Gad, next time wen mi ask fi sumting,
sen it as a registered mail,
cause Gad, yuh know sey,
the Teefing People outa di Post Office, ... teef out $500!!!".
He wrote
"Gad mi tiyad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi.
Sometime mi wanda if you caan hear mi,
suh mi tink it betta if mi write yuh,
caa mi kno yuh wi read it.
Gad mi bruk, an only a beg 3 tousand dollas, thanks".
He went to the Post Office and mailed his letter to Heaven District, Heaven Post Office. Upon processing the letter, the Post Mistresses, not knowing where to send it, decided to read the letter. Moved by it, she met with her co-workers. They all put together a contribution, but could only muster up $2500. Anyway, they sent the proceeds to the man. A few weeks later, the man picked up his letter at the Post Office, rushed home, only to find $2500. He decided to write back to God. He wrote ....
"Gad thank yuh fi di money,
mi kno yuh wuda read it,
but Gad, next time wen mi ask fi sumting,
sen it as a registered mail,
cause Gad, yuh know sey,
the Teefing People outa di Post Office, ... teef out $500!!!".
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