Originally posted by Muadib
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- Scoring from a easily weighted cross with a scissors kick volley with enough time to get a haircut, brush your teeth and tie you shoes lace so you can piroet and artistically lift both feet of the ground (unnecessarily but to boase off to the camera) from 17 yards with the Goal Keeper having full view and well positioned; or
- Scoring from a bulleted cross aimed directly at you with no angle on the cross requiring a full body turn to deliver a perfectly timed volley (one foot planted) from 7 yards out with the Keeper vision unblocked and totally able to see the ball while shielding off a 6' 3" defender weighing a good 180lbs holding you back but you're able to resist him -- with one hand -- and remain focused on the ball while he does his utmost best to unsettle you and bring you down?

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